Monday, December 30, 2013

Diagnosed with...

"Diagnosed with". Are there two worse words in the English language? "Diagnosed with" is never followed by anything good. Cancer. Autism. A brain tumor. Diabetes. Heart disease. The list goes on and on.

Just once, I'd love to see "diagnosed with" followed by something happy. Like, "You've been diagnosed with having too much money" or "You've been diagnosed with being too beautiful."

Never gonna happen.